LilCoqui

Ok guys, have I got a story for you and, yes, it is VERY TL;DR, but the payoff is well worth the read, trust me. (also, apologies for any spelling errors.  I'm writing this at around 3am) I may or may not have mentioned this, but last year I became employed at one of the most prestigious establishments in the world, McDonalds, as a fry cook (which has earned me the name "Squidward" among friends.  Odd considering it was Spongebob who cooked the food, but meh).  It's been pretty good.  Seen a lot of people come and go, made a lot of friends, and, of course, have dealt with idiots who don't take their job seriously. Fast forward to June 10th.